with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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