Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
nutella sex= disaster
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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