This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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