Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize