i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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