i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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