Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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