what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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