My room smells like vodka and shame
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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