it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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