I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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