her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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