She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Farmville is her only friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
is it fun? or sober?
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