Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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