as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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