airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
my liver is dry heaving
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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