3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
smell my finger.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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