Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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