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We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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