I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...