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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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