At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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