He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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