I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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