She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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