white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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