I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
