you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Operation Purity has been aborted
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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