we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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