i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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