does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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