ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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