Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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