He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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