Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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