North Korea, Best Korea!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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