Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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