i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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