Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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