i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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