giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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