your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You took a bar mat shot.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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