as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
