Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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