whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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