Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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