it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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