If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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