Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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