i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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