Sry I called you an 8
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
ttyl tear gas
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Randomize
