i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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