: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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