Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
high people should be assigned attendants
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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