I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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