How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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