You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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