after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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