I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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