I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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