bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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