Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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