Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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