Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I want to have your abortion
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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